Wally the Douche

This is Wally, we told him that the Eagles suck. He had witty retort of "have fun watching the Eagles in the Playoffs". That was awfully clever of Wally, but when we questioned how many Super Bowl trophies the Eagles had, he was quick to sarcastically say "Oh I haven't heard that one tonight". Well Wally, the Eagles have won exactly ZERO Super Bowl trophies. But at that time you still had hopes that the Eagles could break through and succeed this year, but I knew better, I told you they would choke again in the NFC championship, and they did that very well. So, while you watch your precious team choke and choke forever more, don't forget to take the plastic wrapper off the cheese slice before you eat it while sitting in your "bachelor pad" while you run a hole through your browned tighty whities. Remember, you can wake up the following Monday and go to your cubicle at work and wish you were dead. Wally, I have realized that while the Eagles may choke alot, they may not suck, but YOU Wally most certainly do suck. Seriously who goes to a football game by themselves?

Just remember to wipe the ketchup off your back and keep repeating "At least we got there" until you accidentally hang yourself in your bathroom trying that auto-erotic asphyxiation thing.